I was getting off the train the other day, and as always my knees and back were creakin and speakin to me in a language I’m too old to try to learn. I noticed another gentleman walking along in front of me, and he too seemed to be having his own conversation with parts that had long since dropped any form of respect for the person they belong to.
It was then I noticed that the bus which was about to deliver me to dinner and then to the bed where old parts go to die, was already at the bus stop a block in front of me. It was about thirty seconds later that I noticed the brake lights coming on. Normally those lights are designed to warn you to back your rear end off or kiss the rear end of the bus ahead of you. What they mean…
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The Elf TP’d Daddy’s Deer Head!
Our Elf on the Shelf *loves* me!
This morning we woke to find Love Bug perched up on one of the antlers of a recently added deer head in our living room.
Said deer head was also covered in toilet paper.
Want some more Elf on the Shelf goodness?
Here’s a list of what our elf has been up to in the past –
- TP’d the bathroom
- Built a lego tree
- Made a “sugar” angel
- Hung from the lights
- Turned himself into a Christmas Tree
- Roasted marshmallows over a child safe fire
- Painted the kids noses red like Rudolph
- One of my Little’s with the red nose
- Played Angry Birds – Elf style
- Got a headache
- Sent a “Naughty” Report to Santa
- Surfed Facebook
- Turned Back Time
- Got stuck outside
- Had a sick day
- Helped me learn how to make lights…
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These are just a couple of famous Holiday Song lyrics pertaining to Snowmen, Modern Philosophers. Right now in Maine, those songs are pretty much the only way for us to access these gentle, playful creatures of winter. For some reason, the state’s entire Snowman population has vanished!
Anthropologists are worried. So much so, that they have gathered at the Orono campus of the University of Maine to study this bizarre phenomenon. Search parties have been formed, and teams have been combing the entire state looking for any sign of the big, round, carrot-nosed beings. Thus far, their efforts have turned up nothing.
“The Snowmen usually migrate to Maine in late November, and by Pearl Harbor Day, they have taken up residence all over the state,” explained Dr. Marlo Friese, who traveled to Maine…
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